January 2010
102 posts
New Jersey-ites are the new Pollacks
Attention New Jersey-ites who are travelling anywhere else in the world: you can’t win this war. We are the new Pollacks and the joke never ends.
I’ve heard southern and mid-western morning radio talk show hosts who had never set foot North or East of Maryland bust on New Jersey. I met a man in a podunk town in France who made fun of New Jersey. Every person ever from New York or...
Manic Pixie Dream Girl, a definition →
Yo Momma Is Concerned
Reblog forever
fuckingbookdeal:
Dear Jeffrey,
I’m sorry to bother you with this message when I know you are at work, but as you know, now that we are Facebook “Friends,” I can see what sorts of things your pals write on your “wall” and I think someone is very misinformed.
First of all: I am not so fat that I have a wooden leg with a kickstand. Yes, I have put on a little bit of weight since I...
If you didn’t know, one of the best punk bands ever (The Bronx) released a mariachi record a while ago.
Here’s the amazing “Cell Mates” from Mariachi El Bronx