Goodbye old friend. We will miss you.
WHAT.
NO
OKAY TUMBLR, I SEE YOU GET OUTRAGED OVER A BUNCH OF SHIT, BUT THIS IS FUCKING ARIZONA TEAS, THE NECTAR OF THE GODS. I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE SEEN ANYTHING AS ATROCIOUS AS THIS, NOTHING SO HORRID OR HEART BREAKING. SPREAD THE WORD, STOCK THE FUCK UP ON ARIZONA TEAS OF ANY SORT, MAKE THE REMAINDER OF THIS YEAR SO PROFITABLE THAT CLOSING THIS COMPANY WOULD BE SO ECONOMICALLY UNSOUND THAT THE EARTH’S ORBIT WOULD SHIFT AND THROW THE PLANET INTO A NEW ICE AGE.
REBLOG IF YOU HAVE A HEART. IF NOT, YOU’RE CLEARLY JUST A BAD PERSON
NO
WHAT
NO
IT CANT BE
uh WHAT. WHO WILL HELP ME NURSE MY HANGOVERS NOW?????
